Pre-lyweds

Now that I'm a bum, I can easily focus all of my energy on planning our wedding. I bet you a zillion dollars that there are a zillion blogs out there devoted to nothing but wedding plans by brides-to-be who are devoting 10 hours a day on meeting with caterers, poring over bridal magazines, doing color studies...but those blogs are probably written by people who are having more trad weddings. Our is shaping up to be pretty trad as well, but it's going to be compact and simple. Last night we shopped at Costco with good friends who have a Costco membership. We bought fancy clear plastic cutlery, fancy white paper napkins, and fancy Chinet brand paper plates. You can tell we're going all-out because we bought sturdy, high-grade Chinet brand plates and not floppy regular Dixie plates. See, getting ready to have a wedding is actually very boring to talk about. Today we're going to look at rings. Thank god people have given us a little cash and stuff for early wedding plans. Our clergyman is a friend who got an instant oridination off of this website. It was free and everything. It's cheaper to get married as a heathen.