Legless Pick

This afternoon I walked down to the junk store a few blocks from work. I was strolling down the sidewalk picking my nose when I saw this one-legged man hobbling from his car over to the mailbox on the corner. He dropped a letter into the slot and quickly hobbled back to his car.
A few things are odd about this.
-Why wasn't this guy wearing a fake leg? Does he always hobble on one leg, or does he sometimes bust out the fake leg for special occasions.
-Maybe he noticed me picking my nose. I'm a bad nose-picker. It's an awful habit, but I can't break it. I especially like to pick my nose in the car in heavy traffic. I pick my nose so muh that I've destroyed some of my nasal passages, I think.
-Other people write blogs about politics or issues. These are the kind of blogs that you see mentioned in Newseek and the like. But on Sneezy & Tacky, I write about picking my nose and seeing a one-legged man dropping a letter into a public mailbox. That's why the only place you see my blog mentioned is...um...well, Bryan and Vic N. kindly linked their blogs to mine. I'd actually take that over Newsweek. No telling how many Maffs national exposure might bring in.